artichokes-hearts:

kristin chenoweth singing cunigonde’s ‘glitter and be gay’ (from bernstein’s ‘candide’).

"here i am in paris … (fraaaaaaaaaance)."

licensed-to-ruffle-dat-hair:

mydarkestrainbow:

I had to do it.

*giggle*

katharinemc:

demi-my-warrior:




HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.
DO TELL ME MORE.
YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE

katharinemc:

demi-my-warrior:

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HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.

DO TELL ME MORE.

YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE

terezis-weave:

askthederpvengers:

Apparently I can’t tell the difference between stuffed toy and stuffed animal in some of these… 

Oh my gosh cuties

  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

actualucifer:

astolat:

liminalzone:

notwithoutmycoffee:

Anyone notice that Tony has plans to build each Avenger their own floor at Stark Tower? He picks Captain America’s first.

I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS DOING. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REBUILDING. NOT PLOTTING EVERYONE’S APARTMENTS~ IN HIS TOWER. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

okay this is AWESOME, who is going to write the Tony Stark Interior Designer AU please

"I’m thinking a theme of muted sepia and cream, with dark blue notes — relaxing, yet masculine," Tony said. "What do you think?"

"Uh," Steve said. "Can I have a firm mattress?"

"Four-thousand springs Duxiana, buddy, nothing but the best for my team," Tony said. 

"…is that a yes or a no?" Steve said. 

"Okay, okay, buddy, I think you’re going a little overboard with the red. I think we can tone down the silver, too. What about, like, a nice pale gold? With like, shades of dark brown-green? Or is that too Loki…"
"Uh, Stark-"
"C’mon, Thor, gimme something to work with here. What kind of stand do you need for the hammer?"

"So I’m thinking lots of green and purple-"
Tony-“
"I’m kidding! What about pale blue? You know, those weird unnatural eggshell things. That’s a nice, calming colour. And like, a bit of pale yellow, too."
"I thought you wanted me to "embrace the beast" or whatever-"
"Not in my tower. Do not wreck my tower."

"So did you guys want like a double room, or-"
"Stark-"
I will rip your face off-“
"Alright, Blackhawk! Chill! I’m still thinking joined - hey! That record player actually cost stuff, you know?! You can’t just be tossing - and there’s my fridge. That’s heavy, you know. My mini-fridge is heavy - stop it!"

Why do I even wonder why I find cookie crumbs in my bra?

"The next one was a big one and thirty yards long —- a coach-limoship and obviously designed with one aim in mind, that of making the beholder sick with envy. The paintwork and accessory detail clearly said ‘Not only am I rich enough to afford this ship, I am also rich enough not to take it seriously.’ It was wonderfully hideous."
Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

littlewolfoffenris:

A guy in university walked out of the elevator today, looking at me in my Batman-shirt, nodded and whispered ‘Hail Hydra’, before walking back in and closed the elevator-door.

sherlockholmesinsultingdetective:

 I hope this works okay


Taaaaaake oooon meeeeee(Take on me~)Taaaaaake meeeeee ooooon~

sherlockholmesinsultingdetective:

 I hope this works okay

Taaaaaake oooon meeeeee
(Take on me~)
Taaaaaake meeeeee ooooon~

What else would be a better remedy for frustrating days than watching Ouran High School Host Club?

dr-watsons-lover:

stormraven24:

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It’s just so beautiful!

I want Avengerlock

xbuckied:

Avengers Meme ; Three OTPs

(2/3) Tony Stark and Pepper Potts: “’You’re all I have too you know.”